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Red Pens and Condoms.
If I don’t think about it, it won’t happen.
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I’m back and I’m…just like before.
I feel like an explanation is due, since I disappeared for like 500 years. (Sorry.) (HI!)…
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Yes. Yes, I Really Did.
I have no explanation for this insanity.
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No One Wants to Hear About Your Dreams
I know, I know, but the name of this blog came from a dream, so indulge…
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My Daughter, The Ferret.
We have a ferret. If you know anything about ferrets, you know they are notorious for…