I am so ANGRY.
I don’t even know how to convey the depth of my irritation here.
So, you may know that I recently had to stop eating meat, so I wouldn’t die.
I did that. I did good. No bacon, no burgers, no ham, no steak, NO DELICIOUS FUCKING MEAT!!
Well. Then I started getting sick when I drank milk. So I switched to soy milk. (Soy milk is actually pretty good, but let’s not get distracted here, I’m still mad.)
Last week I got the flu vaccine. And had a reaction. Today I ate a cereal bar ( or possibly two) and had another fucking reaction. Turns out? Everyfuckingthing is made with GELATIN which is made from PIG SKIN (and/or COW BONES) which I AM FUCKING ALLERGIC TO.
Sorry about the shouting. Like I said, I’m pissed. All the things. All the good, bad for you, tasty things are making me sick.
I just have one question, and I’m scared to hear the answer. Does pie have gelatin in it?
Don’t answer that.
In apology for this angry pointless post, I give you a bunny driving a Barbie car. Please forgive me, I’m just hungry.