Unwilling vegan

I am SO UPSET.

I ate this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then THIS happened:

I'm also really good at art.

I’m also really good at art.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I ate this:

bbq

 

 

 

 

 

Please see above picture of itchy red me.

I have almost died four times in the last two weeks.  I may be exaggerating a little.  But maybe not.  It’s been bad.  Wtf, y’all, is this even legal??  I am on an all Pop Tart and coffee diet until further notice.

About Steph

I like words. I suspect I would like sanity, but I really have no way of knowing. I can be reasonable, but not often. View all posts by Steph

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