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Category Archives: random bullshit
I’m really brave.
Conversation between me and Gus, while watching TV:
Me: This is dumb.
Gus: Yeah.
Me: OMG! It’s a scary kid! Come sit by me.
Me: (Muffled, as my head is under a blanket) Oh. It’s just a monkey.
Me: I’m really brave. I can’t believe I watched that.
Gus: You’re crushing me. And I can’t believe you saw that with a blanket over your head.
Gus: Did you just say you’re really brave?
When you share my posts, it brings me more joy than I can express. I know that bc I've spent the last hour trying to express it.
Conversation regarding blogging, drug use, and the importance of a good alias.
Initially I had decided not to tell my husband I was starting a blog. But since we have an open relationship (not that kind of open, ohmygod) I decided I had to. Also, since I’m going to be talking (shit) about him frequently I guess it’s only fair.
Gus: A blog? Cool.
Me: Yeah, I thought I should tell you because some things are going to change around here. I’m not going to have time for a lot of things. Like cleaning the house and my real job.
Gus: We’ll hire someone. (He’s so supportive.)
Me: Also, I may have to start doing drugs. You know, so my life is more interesting.
Gus: You’re not going to use my name are you?
Me: Yeah. But not your whole name. Did you hear me say I’m going to have to get a habit? For work.
Gus: I want you to refer to me as Gus.
Me: No, you are not a Gus. Come up with something better. Now, about the drugs.
Gus: No. Call me Gus. You can even explain that I’m not really a Gus.
Me: No.
Gus: Then I don’t want to be in it.
Me: Too bad.
Gus: I’m killing you off in my book.
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