Conversation between me and Gus, while watching TV:
Me: This is dumb.
Me: OMG! It’s a scary kid! Come sit by me.
Me: (Muffled, as my head is under a blanket) Oh. It’s just a monkey.
Me: I’m really brave. I can’t believe I watched that.
Gus: You’re crushing me. And I can’t believe you saw that with a blanket over your head.
Gus: Did you just say you’re really brave?
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