You guys. I found a hobby. Holy shit.
Have you ever heard of eBay?
OH MY GOD, RIGHT? IT’S LIKE A WONDERLAND!
Only my five favorites for you today, because I ain’t got time to blog, I’m shopping for…
Only 2 dollars, you guys!!!
Surely these speak for themselves.
New in box – that’s important
“Made in Scotland. He has horns. He has legs. 5 inches high.” So there’s that.
Okay, first, read the description. Now, what I’m really impressed with here, premedstudent1991, is the photography. The hairbrush with hair in it adds a certain something.
Happy shopping everyone! And don’t bid against me!
We Don't Chew Glass 
July 8th, 2014 at 4:57 pm
Pardon me while I go hurl…
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July 8th, 2014 at 5:04 pm
Hurl! I didn’t even post the wet sheep’s brain!
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July 8th, 2014 at 5:07 pm
If it was a Dorito instead, I would totally have a bidding war with you. LOL
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July 8th, 2014 at 5:09 pm
Lol! I just found a lot of 6 human teeth – WITH CAVITIES – for the low low price of one dollar.
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July 8th, 2014 at 5:10 pm
Wtf? kay, look up a henpenny!
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July 9th, 2014 at 7:42 am
First, I looked up henny penny cause no memory, and I got a deep fryer. Next I looked up what you said and got wheat penny. Are you sending me somewhere gross? Because you would not believe the nastiness these tender eyes have seen on there. THERE ARE SEX TOYS ON EBAY, MERRY!
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July 9th, 2014 at 2:39 pm
I need a new dildo….LOL. Kidding.
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July 9th, 2014 at 5:03 pm
Lol. I don’t suggest eBay.
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July 10th, 2014 at 7:20 pm
Well, now I know where to get the teeth I am looking for. I am not even kidding on this one.
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July 10th, 2014 at 7:44 pm
What on earth are you going to do with teeth?
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July 10th, 2014 at 7:58 pm
I make jewelry and have been wanting some cavity filled human teeth for a ring or two.
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July 11th, 2014 at 9:50 am
holy geezuz that’s kind of creepy and oddly fascinating.
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July 12th, 2014 at 8:05 am
Right Beth? Lol.
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July 8th, 2014 at 5:14 pm
I used to buy stuff on ebay when I was drunk. I have some odd and useless things.
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July 8th, 2014 at 5:21 pm
I’m sober and still shopping. I have no excuse!
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July 8th, 2014 at 5:40 pm
I dunno. That sex granny doll sure is tempting…
I fell gross just typing that.
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July 8th, 2014 at 5:47 pm
HA!
You should.
I realize that I posted it. I have no shame.
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July 9th, 2014 at 1:15 am
Now Steph; that’s just gross! 😉
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July 9th, 2014 at 7:35 am
Which part? The socks? Can you even believe people are selling stuff like that?
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July 9th, 2014 at 7:31 am
Omg I’m dying too funny. the world is nuts
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July 9th, 2014 at 7:40 am
Right? I cannot believe some of the stuff I found on there. I wonder if people actually buy it??
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July 13th, 2014 at 6:28 am
I’m sure they do!!😬
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July 9th, 2014 at 9:33 am
What the hell?
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July 9th, 2014 at 10:45 am
My thoughts exactly.
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July 9th, 2014 at 10:22 am
Ahhh ebay – the sketchy older brother to etsy. I would go for the Cheeto but they didn’t list it’s condition – worrisome.
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July 9th, 2014 at 10:45 am
Lol, worrisome indeed.
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July 9th, 2014 at 7:50 pm
Haha what the ever loving feck? How did you even FIND these things Steph? You are clearly mastering this hobby at award-winning rates.
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July 10th, 2014 at 8:26 am
I know! I am so good at this! And I searched for “weird stuff.” FYI, you get different results if you spell weird wrong.
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July 10th, 2014 at 6:50 am
Pshaw! I only buy junk food in the shape of religious icons.
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July 10th, 2014 at 8:29 am
It’s good to have standards.
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July 10th, 2014 at 7:19 pm
I like you and all, but that cheeto is mine!
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July 10th, 2014 at 7:44 pm
Lol. I will let you have the cheeto. This time.
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July 11th, 2014 at 9:51 am
*light bulb* I could make a fortune just cleaning up around here!
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July 12th, 2014 at 8:06 am
I’m about to start selling shit, I think. If people actually buy used socks, I should be rolling in money.
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