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So, I found this cheeto…

You guys. I found a hobby.  Holy shit.

Have you ever heard of eBay?

OH MY GOD, RIGHT?  IT’S LIKE A WONDERLAND!

Only my five favorites for you today, because I ain’t got time to blog, I’m shopping for…

Only 2 dollars, you guys!!!
Only 2 dollars, you guys!!!

 

Surely these speak for themselves.
Surely these speak for themselves.
New in box - that's important
New in box – that’s important

 

"Made in Scotland. He has horns. He has legs. 5 inches high.” So there’s that.
“Made in Scotland. He has horns. He has legs. 5 inches high.” So there’s that.

 

Okay, first, read the description. Now, what I’m really impressed with here, premedstudent1991, is the photography. The hairbrush with hair in it adds a certain something.
Okay, first, read the description. Now, what I’m really impressed with here, premedstudent1991, is the photography. The hairbrush with hair in it adds a certain something.

Happy shopping everyone!  And don’t bid against me!

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  1. Mental Mama Avatar
    Mental Mama

    Pardon me while I go hurl…

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      Hurl! I didn’t even post the wet sheep’s brain!

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  2. merbear74 Avatar
    merbear74

    If it was a Dorito instead, I would totally have a bidding war with you. LOL

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      Lol! I just found a lot of 6 human teeth – WITH CAVITIES – for the low low price of one dollar.

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      1. merbear74 Avatar
        merbear74

        Wtf? kay, look up a henpenny!

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        1. Steph Avatar
          Steph

          First, I looked up henny penny cause no memory, and I got a deep fryer. Next I looked up what you said and got wheat penny. Are you sending me somewhere gross? Because you would not believe the nastiness these tender eyes have seen on there. THERE ARE SEX TOYS ON EBAY, MERRY!

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          1. merbear74 Avatar
            merbear74

            I need a new dildo….LOL. Kidding.

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            1. Steph Avatar
              Steph

              Lol. I don’t suggest eBay.

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      2. maurnas Avatar
        maurnas

        Well, now I know where to get the teeth I am looking for. I am not even kidding on this one.

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        1. Steph Avatar
          Steph

          What on earth are you going to do with teeth?

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          1. maurnas Avatar
            maurnas

            I make jewelry and have been wanting some cavity filled human teeth for a ring or two.

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            1. bethteliho Avatar
              bethteliho

              holy geezuz that’s kind of creepy and oddly fascinating.

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              1. Steph Avatar
                Steph

                Right Beth? Lol.

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  3. Michelle Avatar
    Michelle

    I used to buy stuff on ebay when I was drunk. I have some odd and useless things.

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      I’m sober and still shopping. I have no excuse!

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  4. heylookawriterfellow Avatar
    heylookawriterfellow

    I dunno. That sex granny doll sure is tempting…

    I fell gross just typing that.

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      HA!

      You should.

      I realize that I posted it. I have no shame.

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  5. The Hopeful Herbalist Avatar
    The Hopeful Herbalist

    Now Steph; that’s just gross! 😉

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      Which part? The socks? Can you even believe people are selling stuff like that?

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  6. Laurie Free Avatar
    Laurie Free

    Omg I’m dying too funny. the world is nuts

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      Right? I cannot believe some of the stuff I found on there. I wonder if people actually buy it??

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      1. Laurie Free Avatar
        Laurie Free

        I’m sure they do!!😬

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  7. Twindaddy Avatar
    Twindaddy

    What the hell?

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      My thoughts exactly.

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  8. thetattootourist Avatar
    thetattootourist

    Ahhh ebay – the sketchy older brother to etsy. I would go for the Cheeto but they didn’t list it’s condition – worrisome.

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      Lol, worrisome indeed.

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  9. Aussa Lorens Avatar
    Aussa Lorens

    Haha what the ever loving feck? How did you even FIND these things Steph? You are clearly mastering this hobby at award-winning rates.

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      I know! I am so good at this! And I searched for “weird stuff.” FYI, you get different results if you spell weird wrong.

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  10. Liz Avatar
    Liz

    Pshaw! I only buy junk food in the shape of religious icons.

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      It’s good to have standards.

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  11. maurnas Avatar
    maurnas

    I like you and all, but that cheeto is mine!

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      Lol. I will let you have the cheeto. This time.

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  12. bethteliho Avatar
    bethteliho

    *light bulb* I could make a fortune just cleaning up around here!

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      I’m about to start selling shit, I think. If people actually buy used socks, I should be rolling in money.

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