So. Gus came in smiling. I was scared.
Me: What did you do?
Gus: Um. I bought a goat. For $5.
Gus: She needs to be milked twice a day.
Gus: It’ll be fun.
Gus: Look, do you want cookies and milk during the apocalypse, or not?
Gus: That’s what I thought.
- I went along with this, mostly because I know how distraught he was over the loss of the polka dotted goat, and I am just selfless like that.
- Goat’s milk is kind of gross. Mostly because goat teats are pretty gross and I
just cannot bring myself to put anything in my mouth that came out of those