It’s not even noon and I’ve been covered in a small human’s urine twice already.
This is motherhood, people. Think on it.
I’ve got to go clean up after my cat, who has apparently decided that her litter box may only be used one time before she has to go in the floor to teach me a lesson.
If Cleanliness is next to Godliness, then I am currently living in the Devil’s asshole.
October 21st, 2013 at 11:32 pm
I remember those days. – I hope that you were able to roll around in some soap and water and that things started looking up 🙂
October 23rd, 2013 at 1:39 am
Yeah, it's been over 24 hours since I've had to deal with anyone else's bodily fluids. So things are definitely more sanitary, anyway!