October 21, 2013

It’s a disinfectant kind of day.

By Steph

It’s not even noon and I’ve been covered in a small human’s urine twice already.

This is motherhood, people. Think on it.

I’ve got to go clean up after my cat, who has apparently decided that her litter box may only be used one time before she has to go in the floor to teach me a lesson.

If Cleanliness is next to Godliness, then I am currently living in the Devil’s asshole.

About Steph

I like words. I suspect I would like sanity, but I really have no way of knowing. I can be reasonable, but not often. View all posts by Steph

This entry was posted on Monday, October 21st, 2013 at 5:53 pm and tagged with cats are jerks, cleanliness, kids, messy, motherhood, pee and posted in parenting, small humans, total chaos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

2 responses to “It’s a disinfectant kind of day.”

itwentawry
October 21st, 2013 at 11:32 pm

I remember those days. – I hope that you were able to roll around in some soap and water and that things started looking up 🙂

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Renee Crowdersmith
October 23rd, 2013 at 1:39 am

Yeah, it's been over 24 hours since I've had to deal with anyone else's bodily fluids. So things are definitely more sanitary, anyway!

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