Steph
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At Least They’re All Wearing Pants. I Think.
5:30 AM: Wake up. 5:32 AM: Pour coffee. Panic about all the things. Put on running…
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The Tooth Fairy and Santa are Two Different Burglars
My 6-year-old has approximately 15 loose teeth that she refuses to pull out. She’s my third…
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School’s Out For Summah!
There are only 4 days of school left. As I argued with a sleepy 6-year-old this…
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Half A Post and Other Reasons I’m a Toddler
Here’s the thing. I wrote half a post. I was totally going to finish it yesterday,…
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In Search of Biohazard Suit, Good Condition.
I live in the wilds of the Ozark Mountains. To get to my house you have…