Well, I survived another Halloween. In protest, I attended two fall festivals sans makeup and hair styling. I thought if anyone asked I would say I was dressed as a frazzled mother with too many festivals to attend, but no one asked. I did however get mistaken for a sorority sister. That makes me think that the girls who hosted the festival must be heavy partiers and are often seen about town looking next-morning-rough.
In other news, my family has come through for you guys yet again, by way of constantly harassing me and giving me grief.
I tried to tell my son that I was funny and he didn’t believe me.
Me: I have over 2000 followers on my blog.
Thing 2: Stop it. You do not.
Me: Yes. Yes I do. Because people think I’m funny.
Thing 2: The funniest thing you ever said to me is what you just said.
My husband and I were discussing handwriting analysis.
Me: According to my handwriting, I have about five different personalities.
Him: I think at least two of them don’t like me.
Me: *chortles* I have to write that down!
Him: I like how I gave you ample time to dispute that, but you didn’t.
Me: …cause I think you’re right.
Trying to convince my oldest son that I am the coolest mom he knows.
Me: I’m awesome and you know it!
Thing 1: Yeah, if by “awesome” you mean “hard to love.”
Respond to this lunacy here.