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Half A Post and Other Reasons I’m a Toddler

This has absolutely nothing to do with this post.
This has absolutely nothing to do with this post.

Here’s the thing.

I wrote half a post. I was totally going to finish it yesterday, but then this came out and we all know I’m super lazy busy, so I never did it.

So if you would like to go read my piece on Bluntmoms, called 10 People Who Can’t Adult (hahahaha, I know right?!) then I will be very, very happy and will put on my big girl pants and finish my half-a-post.

Tomorrow.

**Disclaimer: In the event that the author becomes (I’m having word-finding problems. I know ‘illegitimate’ is not what I’m looking for here…) INDISPOSED!

*ahem* In the event that the author becomes indisposed due to unforeseen circumstances, such as finding out she is illegitimate, contracting diarrhea or other STDs, or has to catch up on her shows, the aforementioned “half-a-post” might be (word, word, what’s the fucking word?) DELAYED (for fuck’s sake) and the author takes zero responsibility for this. And anything else, ever in the history of the world, amen.

*** I don’t even know what is happening right now.

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  1. Belladonna Took Avatar
    Belladonna Took

    Sounds like you need coffee.

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      I *always* need coffee. But I started this new med and one of the side effects said “word finding” and I thought, “well, that’s weird, how can that happen?” But it has. And it sucks because…I WRITE, lol. Oh, well. 🙂

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      1. Belladonna Took Avatar
        Belladonna Took

        I feel your pain. “Aphasia” is the only word I never forget… 🙂

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  2. Michelle Avatar
    Michelle

    I love you. I love you even more now that I have my own picture of Norman…now I don’t have to be jealous anymore.

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      RIGHT?! Don’t you just love him? I love you too, of course, sorry, I got carried away with the Norman thing. I just…I don’t know how he is SO ATTRACTIVE in TWD when you know he is smelly and dirty and covered in guts….but he is. Then in REAL LIFE…OMG. And Boondock Saints. And, and, and…did you know he’s a photographer? Wow, I’m super stalky, huh? 🙂

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  3. stef Avatar
    stef

    You get a pass. And I can’t word much lately (what’s the word? not ‘easier’…) EITHER.

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      THANK YOU! Who stole the words???

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  4. Just Plain Ol' Vic Avatar
    Just Plain Ol’ Vic

    I am so confused….

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      Join the club, join the club.

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  5. Laurie Free Avatar
    Laurie Free

    I am so jealous

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      🙂

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  6. weebluebirdie Avatar
    weebluebirdie

    Good list, well apart from Number 8 – our family would be nothing without the learned lessons from the Simpsons. I had a word issue yesterday too. Took me ages to work out what was wrong with the sentence I uttered which went a bit like, “It was so hot when I got in, that’s why I opened the window so loud”.

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      HA! Glad you liked it. I hate it when my words disappear!

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  7. The Hopeful Herbalist Avatar
    The Hopeful Herbalist

    Made me smile! But sometimes I need to be a kid and watch cartoons 😱

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      Glad it made you smile! Don’t tell anyone, but sometimes I do too!

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  8. Tempest Rose Avatar
    Tempest Rose

    1. This is my favorite.
    2. I’m also horrible at word finding. I don’t know why. I think knowledge is spilling out of my ears or something. This past year has shown me getting dumber and (no, I won’t say it.. but I also don’t like the word ‘stupid’…) more confused. (pretend confused is in italics. I don’t know how to do that in comments.)

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      Thanks, and I’m glad I’m not the only one. Believe it or not, one of the meds I take says one of the side effects is “word finding problems” or some shit like that.

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  9. Tempest Rose Avatar
    Tempest Rose

    Also, went to your post on BluntMoms. Big thing in the way. Brown with circles, picture of girl winking with pink background, more brown with circles. Your post starts at number 2. Don’t know what’s going on.

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    1. Steph Avatar
      Steph

      Oh my fuck. I haven’t looked at it. When it went up on Scary Mommy, at first it showed 47,000 FB shares. Then they re-did something, I don’t remember what, and told me it would work itself out. Next time I looked it only showed 11,o00 shares. Last time it showed less than 200. Not a big deal I guess, but that was my first post that went crazy, and it meant a lot to me to see how many people were sharing it…feeling it, you know? Now I just don’t look at any of the sites.

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      1. Tempest Rose Avatar
        Tempest Rose

        I think they made it better. I was able to view number one but still not the very beginning.

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