The kitten is still an incorrigible asshole. She is an ill-mannered pest and doesn’t care who knows it. If she didn’t have such a penchant for riding on my shoulder like some sort of furry appendage, I probably would’ve kicked her tiny ass already.
Get. It. Off.
I had another blessed doctor’s appointment today and now they want to stick needles in my spine. I get to choose whether or not to be sedated. Are you fucking kidding me? My choice is always going to be sedation. Always.
I went to a thrift store while I was out and saw a few interesting items.
This gal brought back so many fond memories.
Guess what this next picture is and I’ll give you a cyber high five.
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And finally, to demonstrate just how classy we are here in Arkansas, we apparently publish a small paper titled Arkansas Jailbirds. This is comprised solely of mugshots and charges and is quite the entertaining read. The lady I purchased mine from said that she’d sold one to a woman who claimed that all three of her children were in the same edition. The paper has features such as “Frequent Flyers” and “Wild Birds.” I’m not sure what constitutes a wild bird, but I intend to find out, as I’ll be subscribing to this publication immediately.
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July 10th, 2014 at 6:40 pm
I hated troll dolls…they scared the crap out of me…that one is kind of cool, though.
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July 10th, 2014 at 7:10 pm
I love the rollers!
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July 10th, 2014 at 7:26 pm
You should see if the “impossible “asshole” is freaked out by the Troll Doll.
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July 10th, 2014 at 7:45 pm
I bet she would just eat it, like she does everything else.
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July 10th, 2014 at 7:46 pm
Maybe not, she looks like one herself!
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July 10th, 2014 at 8:35 pm
Wild birds…..I’m guessing jailbirds that arent caught yet. Let me know if you see any of my family. Ill want to get a copy for my memories album.
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July 11th, 2014 at 7:12 am
HAHAHAHa. Okay, I will.
I didn’t see anyone I know. I did see one lucky lady who was featured twice!
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July 10th, 2014 at 9:27 pm
Kinda hard to kick something that’s riding on your shoulder. I sympathise!
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July 11th, 2014 at 7:13 am
Haha, yes, good point.
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July 10th, 2014 at 10:32 pm
Oh, troll dolls! I had several — in all sizes. I loved playing with their hair and drawing it up in spiky points! I must have looked at your second picture for 15 minutes and I can’t figure it out. It kind of looks like Gak (that slimy stuff from Nickelodeon) but it’s not green. What the heck is it?
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July 11th, 2014 at 7:15 am
You are the first person to guess! So you get a cyber five anyway, *high five* but I’m not telling what it is yet.
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July 11th, 2014 at 1:41 am
Trolls haven’t seen them in a while! Isn’t that a Haggis? Rare Scottish beastie one leg longer than the other to run round mountains… 😉 (feed it to the kitten – that’ll learn him!)
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July 11th, 2014 at 7:17 am
Wow, I googled haggis and that was a great guess.
But no.
*high five*
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July 11th, 2014 at 7:43 am
Something worse?
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July 11th, 2014 at 7:33 am
Is it a salt shaker?
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July 12th, 2014 at 8:04 am
No. But *high five*
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July 12th, 2014 at 9:52 am
High five for getting it wrong?
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July 12th, 2014 at 12:06 pm
I started giving out high fives for guesses. The winner got a *double* high five. It was a horse’s ass, fyi.
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July 12th, 2014 at 12:36 pm
Wow.
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July 11th, 2014 at 9:46 am
KITTTIIIIEEESS! I want a new one, but I don’t, and plus I’m banned from having cats again until I’m old enough to wear Depends. So…next week probably.
WTF IS THAT?? It looks like it’s with kitchen stuff whatever it is. Maybe an effed up rolling pin….or a fake baked turkey. I don’t know….
that publication is SO Arkansas I can’t even stand it. LLOLOLLOL Genius.
Never had a troll doll.
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July 12th, 2014 at 8:05 am
You may not actually want a kitten. I’ve discovered that what I really wanted was a cat. They are not as cute, but much more well behaved.
It is not kitchen stuff. But *high five*
And I know, lol. I’m so ashamed. Arkansas, shape up, Jesus.
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July 11th, 2014 at 10:22 am
So, is that the back end of some kind of ceramic animal? Dog or bunny butt?
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July 12th, 2014 at 8:07 am
Ding DING DING! We have a winner! It’s a horse’s ass actually, and that little miniature butt on the end is supposedly a tail. *DOUBLE HIGH FIVE*
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July 12th, 2014 at 7:26 am
I think I want to subscribe to that Jailbirds paper as well. It’d be interesting to collect them all and get autographs. Maybe make a collage. My guess, desiccated mozzarella cheese?
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July 12th, 2014 at 8:23 am
Ha! I don’t know if you’d want autographs — some of those people look pretty rough!
It’s a horse’s ass! *high five*
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July 13th, 2014 at 11:10 am
I can’t believe it was a horses ass. I was thinking a vacuum sealed turkey. Why that is easier to believe than the horse thing – who knows. I need a subscription to that magazine too.
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July 13th, 2014 at 11:17 am
A vacuum sealed turkey. I am laughing my ass off and I’m not even sure why.
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July 17th, 2014 at 2:36 pm
You live in Arkansas? I totally missed that somehow. I have been with my first husband as his family was from there. My condolences.
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July 18th, 2014 at 5:27 pm
Ha! Much appreciated.
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July 18th, 2014 at 2:24 pm
Yay! I win at recognizing the ass end of ceramic animals!
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July 18th, 2014 at 5:32 pm
Bravo, friend, bravo!
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